Mayor Sees Taxpayers Shadow..
A day later than planned, Mayor Daley joined his OEMC staff to update the citizens of Chicago on the current weather-related issues due to the recent massive snowstorm. Strangely dressed completely covered in fur and bearing a striking resemblance to Punxsutawney Phil, the historical mascot of Groundhog Day, Mayor Daley emerged from his burrow at City Hall where upon seeing the shadow of disgruntled taxpayers quickly retreated back into his office. This traditionally means another 6 weeks of innefficiancy of city services. – JB